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A Cat Can Be

  • Jan 28, 2025
  • 2 min read

Boss

Chum

Smug

Gazer

Tiger

Glarer

Hisser

Leaper

Purrer

Slinky

Subtle

Yawner

Zoomer

Adviser

Brisker

Cajoler

Catcher

Climber

Creeper

Drowser

Haughty

Plotter

Reigner

Sleeper

Waggler

Caresser

Elegance

Snuggler

Survivor

Vanisher

Venturer

Confidant

Flatterer

Spraggler

Stretcher

Trickster

Venerable

Bon vivant

Electrical

Fur friend

Fur raiser

Leg rubber

Never late

Only human

Pygmy lion

Back archer

Ball curler

Feet lander

Grave elder

Philosopher

World ruler

Acute of ear

Camel backer

Condescender

Gentle giant

Gentle mewer

Pampered pet

Show stealer

Trick player

Writer’s pet

Dainty licker

Dog disdainer

Feline friend

Garden moggie

Light stepper

Loving friend

Mighty mouser

Night watcher

Pampered puss

Self cleaning

Water avoider

Capriciousness

Home completer

Self satisfied

Serenely suave

Sinuous feline

Superintendent

Wily trickster

Always discreet

Brisk in motion

Faithful feline

House completer

Ideal companion

Quick to attend

Self considerer

Thankful purrer

The tiger of us

Aloof aristocrat

Deigner to dwell

Good to think on

Jumper into arms

Pattable lap bat

Photogenic poser

Tosser of things

Designated friend

Detached observer

Dextrous defender

Friend of my toil

Gracious gesturer

Inscrutable gazer

Playful youngster

Smooth and satiny

Svelte and dainty

Artist’s assistant

Ever alert sleeper

Happiness shiverer

Kitchen gravitator

Of the Lord’s poor

Picture of comfort

Serene personality

Contented languorer

Desginated optimist

Difficult to fathom

Excellent clamberer

Feline jungle token

Here to be indulged

Jumper from heights

Luxurious stretcher

Silent stealthiness

Tolerator of humans

Comfortable creature

Companion of my ease

Hearthside companion

Loiterer with intent

A home’s visible soul

Cleanest forepaw user

Creature of composure

Of the tribe of tiger

Part of the furniture

Wordless communicator

Bodily comfort devotee

Chooser of who to like

Connoisseur of comfort

Gentle fellow creature

Loving fellow creature

Tenacious of his point

The tamest of the wild

Mysterious kind of folk

Resister of confinement

The wildest of the tame

Thou who lovest greatly

Gift from animal kingdom

My pretty sportive friend

Quester in search of food

Sphinx of my quiet hearth

The delight of a household

He can spraggle upon waggle

Soother of the troubled soul

Stately, kindly lordly friend

Firm believer in its own charm

Mixture of gravity and waggery

Autocrat of naked self interest

Early warning system for danger

Body wreather with elegant quickness

Favourer of only certain individuals

Possessed of a shy, retiring nature

Chooser of the people it wants to own

Half loving kindness and half disdain

Purring and compliant torpid creature

The sweetest in his peace when at rest

The quickest to his mark of any creature

Instrument for children to learn benevolence upon

Kindly master, so long as you remember your place

Emblematic of introversions and peaceful introspection

Repelled by the faintest suggestion of insult or by trifling deception

Dangerous companion for writers because cat watching and writing avoidance

2025

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